Trial By Trolley

Introducing Trial by Trolley – the ultimate test of your moral compass and your ability to make hilariously twisted decisions! This wickedly entertaining board game will have you questioning your friendships and laughing uncontrollably.

Picture this: two adorable, innocent trolleys racing towards each other on a collision course, and you, my friend, are the twisted conductor who gets to decide their fate. But here's the catch – each trolley is packed with a motley crew of peculiar characters.

On one track, we have a lovable gang of charismatic grandmas, mischievous clowns armed with balloon animals, and a marching band of tone-deaf kazoo players. They're armed with a bunch of silly string and feathers, ready to create a chaotic party wherever they go.

On the other track, we've got a team of burly lumberjacks, angry porcupines with attitude, and a pack of overly enthusiastic unicorns who have a questionable sense of direction. They've got chainsaws, tubs of glue, and glitter bombs, ensuring that things get messy in more ways than one.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and trust us, you will), is to debate, argue, and plead your case to save your preferred trolley. Rally your fellow players, use your powers of persuasion, and resort to hilariously outrageous tactics to sway the impartial judge.

But beware! Just when you think you've convinced everyone that your trolley should triumph, a wild card enters the mix – the dreaded "Fate" cards. These sneaky cards can completely derail your arguments and throw you into a tailspin of unexpected hilarity.

So gather your wittiest friends, don your most outrageous thinking caps, and prepare for a laughter-filled game night where absurdity reigns supreme. Trial by Trolley will challenge your morality, test your decision-making skills, and leave you in stitches as you navigate through a whimsical world of wacky choices.

Remember, it's all in good fun. No actual trolleys or innocent grandmas were harmed in the making of this game. Get ready for a riotously twisted experience that will have you saying, "I can't believe we just had an intense debate about trolleys filled with clowns and porcupines!"